Are you in need of a few good Thanksgiving jokes this holiday? How about one of these?
Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!
Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Q: Why do turkeys always gobble?
A: They haven't been taught good table manners!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!
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